| BathsofCaracalla | | Operas were performed at this bath |
| tepidarium | | Roman form of four square |
| defricare | | Your face would turn red if exposed to too much of this |
| latrina | | The grounds for this bath were laid by Michelangelo |
| vestimenta | | If I was a slave I wouldn't want to rub this on my master's hairy back |
| palaestra | | A statue fell in this in a previous chapter |
| linteum | | a "vest" is a form of this |
| vestibulum | | I wouldn't want to be scraped with one of these |
| BathsofNero | | If I was a "suitor" I wouldn't want to be doing this |
| sudor | | Ooh, ooh, ooh, I feel my "teperature" rising |
| popina | | The baths "core" |
| exercere | | Roman penny |
| unquere | | Hot box |
| trigon | | Burr, it's cold in here |
| BathsofDiocletian | | Where less wealthy Romans bathed |
| sudatorium | | A slave would help you do this when you were finished bathing |
| frigidarium | | Where you would go to join a book club |
| caldarium | | "Palae" for body builders |
| piscina | | The bath wher Titus went |
| quadrans | | to excert oneself |
| hypocaustum | | you wouldn't want to leave your possessions in here |
| spongia | | A masseuse would do this to a patient |
| cutis | | I'm feeling HOT HOT HOT |
| apodyterium | | Now a days you would leave your coat here |
| tergere | | I would pretend to be "def" if my master asked me to do this after a long workout |
| thermae | | Most of the "lint" in your dryer comes from these |
| balneae | | Where you would find a crescent MOON |
| luctari | | cleanses your "pors" |
| lavare | | Someone would be looking at this if they tell you your epidermis is showing |
| caloris | | Rich romans had a "bal" bathing by themselves |
| vaporis | | Who lives in pinapple under the sea |
| strigilis | | If you lived on the outskirts of Rome chances are you would walk through this to get to the thermae |
| aquaeductus | | Where you would find a snickers at the Baths |
| bibliotheca | | How dirty romans get clean |
| oleum | | This allowed the water to continue to flow when the mountain ended |
| CampusMartius | | I would be re"luc"tant to ever try this |