| intercourse | | What none of us want to lose. Our husbands say 'amen' to that! |
| BCP | | We can 'do it' now and not worry about becoming pregnant. |
| hotties | | What we are when we lose our minds. |
| uterus | | The feel good hormone |
| hotflash | | Monthly or bi_____ |
| tofu | | Guess this group CAN be trusted after all. We now belong to it. 2 words |
| period | | Own personal heat wave. |
| wrinkles | | The beverage of choice :) |
| hotpants | | Makes us beautiful or makes us mannequins (depends on your point of view). |
| mentalpause | | _____ swings. And not the jungle gym kind. |
| overthirty | | What we need to use everyday now |
| estrogen | | What we don't want on our faces in old age |
| makeup | | Egg factories or storehouses |
| facelift | | An older woman's version of diaper brain. 2 words |
| tampons | | What we are in menopause. What we wanted to be as teenagers. |
| botox | | Over the counter mood elevator |
| ovaries | | Removing that organ we aren't going to use again. |
| blackcohosh | | Why Asian women don't have hot flashes. Or so they say. |
| libido | | An androgen that we have but hubby has more of. |
| hell | | Body organ we want to keep even if we aren't going to use it again. |
| senile | | One kind of pill we don't have to take anymore. |
| osteoporosis | | Those little annoying, but useful, plugs. |
| progesterone | | More than just a punctuation mark. |
| HRT | | _____ pants. We used to wear them when we were teenagers. 2 words |
| soy | | Fluid retention |
| mood | | Abbr. Better living through pharmacology. Our husbands will thank us if we take this.....no it's not viagra. |
| pharmacist | | Where some of us think we went (until HRT that is). |
| grayhair | | What we all want, but can't afford. Elizabeth Taylor has had many of these. |
| eggs | | Our new best friend (professional). The insurance company may not agree. |
| swelling | | We scream when we see the first strand of it on our head. 2 words |
| OBGYN | | What we can take to combat the fluid retention. |
| wine | | An herbal menopause supplement. 2 words |
| acne | | Another word for fluid retention |
| seniorcitizens | | A reason to take another shower. 2 words |
| pads | | What we used before we used the 'plugs' |
| testosterone | | Who me???? |
| bloating | | Where, oh where, did it go? |
| chocolate | | No longer just found in Chinese restaurants. |
| diuretic | | Women's doctor |
| nightsweat | | What we used to worry about having on our faces. |
| irritable | | Why our mothers made us drink our milk - so we wouldn't get it. |
| hysterectomy | | They are shriveling up and dying. |
| cycle | | AARP is looking for more. 2 words |
